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by Twist
Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:53 pm
Forum: DAMN Rides, Trips and Events
Topic: Social Distance Ride, 4/2
Replies: 43
Views: 2099

Re: Social Distance Ride, 4/2

Looks like you had a good day despite us bailing out on you. :cheers:
by Twist
Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:24 pm
Forum: Jo Momma
Topic: This guy shouldn't ride alone
Replies: 17
Views: 812

Re: This guy shouldn't ride alone

Bucho wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:15 pm

So just wheelie thru!
:thumbup:
by Twist
Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:32 pm
Forum: Jo Momma
Topic: This guy shouldn't ride alone
Replies: 17
Views: 812

Re: This guy shouldn't ride alone

Bring the Bimmer to the farm and we can use it to check distance between trees on the loop. My friend in VA says some places to ride down there have the typical posts at trailheads in the ground to only allow motorcycles. They have little protrusions at the bottom wide enough to only allow a moto t...
by Twist
Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:19 pm
Forum: Jo Momma
Topic: This guy shouldn't ride alone
Replies: 17
Views: 812

Re: This guy shouldn't ride alone

I was going to suggest doing just what you done just to have a plan of attack how to get those beasts back on 2 wheels. Actually, that bike is easier to get back up than my KLR650 was. When the KLR dirt naps, it's flat on the ground. The BMW can be easily rocked up on to the cylinder head bars wher...
by Twist
Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:05 pm
Forum: Jo Momma
Topic: This guy shouldn't ride alone
Replies: 17
Views: 812

Re: This guy shouldn't ride alone

I was going to suggest doing just what you done just to have a plan of attack how to get those beasts back on 2 wheels. Actually, that bike is easier to get back up than my KLR650 was. When the KLR dirt naps, it's flat on the ground. The BMW can be easily rocked up on to the cylinder head bars wher...
by Twist
Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:02 pm
Forum: Jo Momma
Topic: This guy shouldn't ride alone
Replies: 17
Views: 812

Re: This guy shouldn't ride alone

At the BMW off-road school, we intentionally dropped their bikes with the feet up hill. Grab it by the front tire and spin it around until the tires are down hill; then just rock it back up on the tires and be ready for it to head off back down the hill - with or without you. :thumbup:
by Twist
Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:33 am
Forum: Jo Momma
Topic: This guy shouldn't ride alone
Replies: 17
Views: 812

Re: This guy shouldn't ride alone

I rode my 1200GS out of Bald Eagle with what I found out later was 3 busted ribs and a partially collapse lung; and then rode it close to 3 hours home back to Annapolis in near freezing rain. Dang man, rub some dirt on your boo boo, spin the bike around, and carry on! The day I brought my GS home wi...
by Twist
Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:46 am
Forum: DAMN Rides, Trips and Events
Topic: Social Distance Ride, 4/2
Replies: 43
Views: 2099

Re: Social Distance Ride, 4/2

Hmmm, I haven't yet tried to get both my Beta and my WR250R in the back of the pick up. Maybe that'll work. I see a van in your future... no blown out back and knees pushing a 300 lb bike close to 4' in the air. Toss on a couple bio hazard stickers and just roll down the road. Who pushes? I load my...
by Twist
Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:23 pm
Forum: DAMN Rides, Trips and Events
Topic: Social Distance Ride, 4/2
Replies: 43
Views: 2099

Re: Social Distance Ride, 4/2

Gov. Hogan enacted a "Stay at home" order that goes into effect at 8pm today. Someone asked him if this means people shouldn't walk their dog and they replied of course not - just don't stay out too long (?!) and make sure you don't get close to anyone else while you're doing it. It's hard to imagin...
by Twist
Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:32 pm
Forum: Jo Momma
Topic: The Great Cornholio virus?
Replies: 57
Views: 3284

Re: The Great Cornholio virus?

Next time, turn your buddy's siren and lights on so when he flips the battery or ignition switch on, they go off while he's sitting still at the ambulance bay. Airway lube on the door handles is also fun. One of my favorite work pranks was jacking up the rear end of my buddy's police car. Just enou...