A man walks into Shoppers Drug Mart with his 8-year-old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
”What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factually replies, "Those are called condoms son.
Men use them to have safe sex."
“Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one
for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
“Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Who are these for?"
“Those are for college men," the dad answers,
TWO For Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied.
“Those are for married men, son.
One for January, one for February, one for March . . . “
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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6 AND 12
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6 AND 12
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Re: WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6 AND 12
Sad but true.
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Re: WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6 AND 12
I've been with the same woman for 20 years.....I only need the singles..
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