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Rut Row
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A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a man on a red dirt bike pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,

"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...

"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the KTM...YOU RIDE IT!!"
Ken
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Your Montesa is RED but a new Scorpa is ORANGE.....just sayin :amazon:
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Boom Boom wrote:Your Montesa is RED but a new Scorpa is ORANGE.....just sayin :amazon:
but I'm SAVED because the motor is labeled Montesa and not Honda (even though they made it IIRC).
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Boom Boom wrote:Your Montesa is RED but a new Scorpa is ORANGE.....just sayin :amazon:
I thought Scorpa was fine bc they use Yamaha motors
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