TOP TEN INDICATORS

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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO THE NEW GOVERNMENT HEALTH PLAN:

10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" @ Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.

[Grady]

I recieved this email yesterday:

Congressman John Fleming (Louisiana physician) has proposed an amendment that would require congressmen and senators to take the same healthcare plan they force on us (under proposed legislation they are curiously exempt). Congressman Fleming is encouraging people to go on his Website and sign his petition House Resolution 615 (very simple - just first, last and email).

http://fleming.house.gov/index.html.

If Congress forces this on the American people, the Congressmen should have to accept the same level of health care for themselves and their families.

[hondahawkrider]

I recieved this email yesterday:

Congressman John Fleming (Louisiana physician) has proposed an amendment that would require congressmen and senators to take the same healthcare plan they force on us (under proposed legislation they are curiously exempt). Congressman Fleming is encouraging people to go on his Website and sign his petition House Resolution 615 (very simple - just first, last and email).

http://fleming.house.gov/index.html.

If Congress forces this on the American people, the Congressmen should have to accept the same level of health care for themselves and their families.

Umm.. if I read that bill correctly - that once you wind up on the gov't health plan - you can't go back to private HC again.... check it out...