Why don't bike magazines have a personal column?

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Dear John

I was driving to work today and my Vertemati broke down 3 miles from home. I walked home to find my husband having sex with the neighbor's 18 year old daughter. I ask what he was doing and he laughed at me and said this has been going on for 6 months. We have been married for 10 years with 2 kids. What do I do ?

Well Vertemati's have a known carb problem depending on which model you have. I suggest you get it towed to the nearest service station and get them to check it out.

John