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Post by restukey » Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:19 am

This is my bike. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My bike is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me, my bike is useless. Without my bike, I am useless. I must corner my bike true. I must ride faster than my co-rider, who is trying to run from me. I must pass him before he passes me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My bike and myself are defenders of my roads. We are the masters of our highways. We are the masters of our switchbacks. We are the saviors of my sanity. So be it....until there are no speed limits, but peace. Amen.
I chuckled.
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Post by Rut Row » Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:18 am

I must ride faster than my co-rider, who is trying to run from me.
this was particularly amusing. I can identify with it.
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Post by Roadracer_Al » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:48 pm

Were you holding a firearm or sharp and/or blunt object at the time?
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