Joke
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:02 am
> The coach had put together the perfect
> team for the Baltimore Ravens. The only thing that was
> missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and
> even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he
> couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl
> win. Then one night while watching CNN, he
> saw a war-zone scene in Gaza. In one corner of the
> background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a
> truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight
> into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
>
> KABOOM!
>
> He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards
> away, right into a chimney.
>
> KA-BLOOEY!
>
> Then he threw another at a passing
> Hamas car going 90 mph.
>
> BULLS-EYE!
>
> "I've got to get this
> guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
> arm!"
>
> So, he brings him to the States and
> teaches him the great game of football. And the Ravens
> go on to win the Super Bowl.
>
> The young man is hailed as the great
> hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he
> wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
>
> "Mom," he says into the
> phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
>
> "I don't want to talk to you,"
> the old woman says."You are not my
> son!"
>
> "I don't think you understand,
> Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the
> greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here
> among thousands of my adoring fans."
>
> "No! Let me tell you!" his
> mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are
> gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of
> rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch
> of their lives last week, and I have to keep your
> sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The
> old lady pauses, and then tearfully
> says,..........
>
> "I will never forgive you for
> making us move to Baltimore!!!"
> team for the Baltimore Ravens. The only thing that was
> missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and
> even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he
> couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl
> win. Then one night while watching CNN, he
> saw a war-zone scene in Gaza. In one corner of the
> background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a
> truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight
> into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
>
> KABOOM!
>
> He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards
> away, right into a chimney.
>
> KA-BLOOEY!
>
> Then he threw another at a passing
> Hamas car going 90 mph.
>
> BULLS-EYE!
>
> "I've got to get this
> guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
> arm!"
>
> So, he brings him to the States and
> teaches him the great game of football. And the Ravens
> go on to win the Super Bowl.
>
> The young man is hailed as the great
> hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he
> wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
>
> "Mom," he says into the
> phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
>
> "I don't want to talk to you,"
> the old woman says."You are not my
> son!"
>
> "I don't think you understand,
> Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the
> greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here
> among thousands of my adoring fans."
>
> "No! Let me tell you!" his
> mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are
> gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of
> rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch
> of their lives last week, and I have to keep your
> sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The
> old lady pauses, and then tearfully
> says,..........
>
> "I will never forgive you for
> making us move to Baltimore!!!"
