hello, i'm nate. i have a ktm 640 and it is very hard for me to kick start. so if i stall it, i may ask you to do it for me, with a "please" of course. now you may respond with "KICK IT LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR, SON!

to which i will explain that my first girlfriend took my balls and put them on a shelf and i haven't seen them since.

and then ask you again to kick it for me.

but i really do like to ride it. i have about 230 miles on it so far.
if it seems odd that i say darn a lot, it's because i don't like to swear.

and i feel that d*mn is a bad word. ok? i was raised very proper, you see, and i will not lower my standards.

so go ahead and laugh, most people do.
i want to go on a darn group ride, mainly as i said about my problem if i stall the bike. so some patience is necessary.
wow, i just realized you can change the letter colors -- neato! so anyways, yeah. let's ride!
i drew this picture of me on my computer since i don't have any of me yet.
my nick name is shift. oh wait, that's my screen name too. ok.
that's it i suppose. hey, where are the ride reports posted at?